The priest of the church said in his sermon:
- Dear parishioners, has reached me that the rumor was installed near the church a house of those, of ill repute, where women work life. Well, know that some of these women may spread a venereal disease and then you will get to their homes and are going to have their wives ... and there they fucked us all!
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A Jehovah's Witness sits next to a Galician on a flight from Seville to Tenerife. When the plane took off begin to deliver drinks to passengers.
Galician requests a glass of rum. The stewardess asks to Jehovah's Witness if you want to drink. Answer the Jehovah's Witness with bad taste:
- I'd rather be abducted and brutally raped by a dozen whores before a drop of alcohol touch my lips.
Galician returned the cup to the attendant and says,
- Me too. Do not know you could choose
